Friday, December 16, 2011

NO ONE, AND I MEAN, NO ONE, COMES INTO OUR HOUSE AND PUSHES US AROUND:  Unless by "our house" you mean Daniel "Rudy" Ruettiger's "Rudy Nutrition" energy drink pump-and-dump scheme and by "no one," you're excluding the Securities and Exchange Commission, to which Ruettiger today agreed to pay a $382K fine, as well as a permanent bar on serving as an officer or director of a public company and other restrictions, for his admitted violations of securities law. It is unclear whether Ruettiger remains five foot nothin', a hundred and nothin', and hardly a spec of athletic ability.

7 comments:

  1. Alex Gordon3:28 PM

    This does nothing to diminish Rudy's status as the greatest film of all time.

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  2. Scott4:29 PM

    Who's the wild man now??!!!

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  3. Benner4:43 PM

    Notre Dame hasn't beaten anyone from the SEC since 2005.

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  4. Whatevs, I still love the movie and Sean Astin. 

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  5. Joseph Finn11:27 PM

    Maybe now people will take a second look and realize how terrible the movie is. 

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  6. Alex Gordon10:28 AM

    To this day Rudy remains the only defendant carried out of the courtroom on the shoulders of the prosecutors.

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  7. Alex also posted, and it's somehow not coming up: 

    <span>"</span><span>To this day Rudy remains the only defendant carried out of the courtroom on the shoulders of the prosecutors."</span>

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