Monday, January 17, 2011

WAWA'S TO THE RIGHT, THEY GOT BEVERAGE INSIDE: The topless green mermaid meets the Big Gulp, as Starbucks will unveil the 31-ounce "Trenta" size for cold beverages this spring.

10 comments:

  1. Dan Suitor10:03 PM

    Will they also be installing machines that dispense codeine-uccino with valium foam to help people come down off their massive caffeine highs? Or will they simply offer barbiturate flavor shots?

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  2. calliekl10:26 PM

    This is disgraceful in light of the American obesity epidemic (and inability to correctly translate thirty-one into Italian)...

    I can't wait to get one.

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  3. My standing joke is that when I open my coffee house the sizes will be Adequate, Ample, Excessive, and Big.

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  4. Per Gizmodo, the Trenta size is larger than the average capacity of your stomach:

    http://gizmodo.com/5735822/the-new-starbucks-trenta-cup-is-bigger-than-your-stomach

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  5. The Pathetic Earthling10:54 AM

    A question for the theologians: Can God make a fountain beverage so large that Americans won't purchase it?

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  6. Jordan11:39 AM

    I could care less about Starbucks, I just like the G Love drop.

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  7. isaac_spaceman2:10 PM

    Big is bigger than excessive? 

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  8. isaac_spaceman2:15 PM

    Theologians
    They don't know nothing
    About my joe
    No they don't know
    It's an ocean
    An abyss in motion
    Slow motion
    Could you fill my cup with little drinks?
    I'm out of change
    With so many drinks
    I find more missing every day
    And no one's ever gonna take my cup from me
    I'll lay it down, a dose is born

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  9. Andrew2:47 PM

    America's thirst can not be quenched by conventional means:

    http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/371019/january-13-2011/thought-for-food---fruit-pouch--doritos-ad---super-big-gulp

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  10. KCosmo's neighbor3:40 PM

    I laughed so hard when my coworker just shared the news of the Trenta with me. I anxiously await the "Octenta" (so big, and octopus can't even wrap his arms around it!).

    Honestly, I think it's gross.

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