Friday, July 2, 2010

... AND HE WILL GET A JOB WHERE HE INFLUENCES A GREAT GOD-FEARING NATION AND HE WILL NEVER DO AN EVIL THING. HE WILL JUST BIT BY LITTLE BIT LOWER STANDARDS WHERE THEY ARE IMPORTANT. JUST COAX ALONG FLASH OVER SUBSTANCE, JUST A TINY BIT. AND HE WILL TALK ABOUT ALL OF US REALLY BEING SALESMEN: All I was going to do was discuss the oddness of hearing Holly Hunter's distinctive voiceover in a recent Got Milk? ad, but this comprehensive list of all celebrities doing commercial voiceover work is rather stunning. Really, Sarsgaard? And Alec Baldwin is a remarkably busy man.