Sunday, May 9, 2010

LADY PHA PHA ONLY WANTED THE UMPIRE'S LOVE AND/OR REVENGE: Instead, yesterday ....

4 comments:

  1. bill.8:39 PM

    I love that umpire. I approve the tazing of all mascots.

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  2. Jenn.4:22 PM

    Phillie Phanatic, Plaintiff-Counterdefendant v. Umpire, Defendant-Counterplaintiff

    Claim 1:  Assault & Battery

    Claim 2:  Violation of the Endangered Species Act

    Counterclaim 1:  Sexual assault

    Counterclaim 2:  Assault & Batter

    Possible additional claims against the Phillies and Major League Baseball (hostile environment claim, failure to supervise)

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  3. George5:09 PM

    Implied consent on the part of the umpire--you take the field in Philadelphia there is a chance that you're going to be part fo the Phanatic's routine. 

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  4. Mr. Cosmo9:46 PM

    We should almost do a poll, or maybe a question -- Who is the greatest current sports mascot?

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