Wednesday, February 17, 2010
PRIORITIES: I don't know about where you are, but here in the Dulles airport, the biggest news is that TIGER ANNOUNCED THAT HE WILL HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE. The way Airport HLN is covering it, you'd think Germany just invaded Poland. So if you depend upon ALOTT5MA for your news, please sit down, make sure your cardiologist is on speed dial, pour yourself a stiff drink, and listen as I repeat myself: A PERSON WHO PLAYS GOLF HAS SCHEDULED A TIME IN THE FUTURE AT WHICH HE WILL MAKE A VAGUELY WORDED STATEMENT OF CONTRITION APPROVED BY HIS LAWYERS AND PUBLICISTS. Now take the rest of the day off to spend time with your loved ones.
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The quality of the nightly news is inversely proportional to how many times an overpaid celebrity appears to apologize in that news show.
ReplyDeleteJane Velez-Mitchell had 5 talking heads on to discuss this. They ranged from gossip columnist to publicist to attorney to non-Mo-Rocca media gadfly and someone else I didn't know. NMRMG said he'd be disappointed if Elin showed up with him. Disappointed? Seriously? Is anyone other than Tiger and Elin that invested in any of this? Well, and the multitude of ladies with whom he dallied?
ReplyDeleteYes, but now there's gambling on the press conference (O/U of 5.5 uses of the word "sorry"), so I'm interested.
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