A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

SEE, THERE'S THIS BIG HAND, AND THEN THIS OTHER HAND: We'll keep voting open throughout the day on our fifth round of Humiliation: Basic Life Skills, in part because the competition is so close and also because, well, I'll be at Game Two this afternoon. So if you haven't already, sharpen your pencils and confirm your mastery of and reveal your gaps in some of life's fundamental tasks, and we'll look at the data tonight. Losing, indeed, is a bitter pill to swallow (or, in Jordan's case, what -- hide in the ice cream?)