Wednesday, September 2, 2009

TELL TCHAIKOVSKY THE NEWS: Adrian Beltre, who you probably don't realize is awesome because he's a right-handed pull hitter who plays in Safeco, has been out for a few weeks after a defensive play gone particularly awry, resulting in a torn testicle. He came back last night, and the music they used to play him in? The Nutcracker Suite.

Ken Griffey can't hit much any more and he can't field at all, but as long as he's coming up with ideas like this and tickling Ichiro once a week or so, I'm happy to have him.

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