WHAT WOULD SCOTT HAMILTON DO? JUST DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME RING:I'm somewhat ashamed to admit that I find The Celebrity Apprentice oddly transfixing, if just for Annie Duke's exceeding competence and the nicely fuzzy feeling of big money being raised for what are generally very good charities. And while we're accustomed to exaggeration on the show, I was more than a little frightened by the revelation that Andrew Dice Clay is (allegedly) still the biggest standup comic of all time. Perhaps even more frightening is the thought that the only real contender in recent years to the title? Dane Cook.