Wednesday, March 18, 2009

BOB DYLAN + STINKY PORT-O-POTTY = HEADLINE WRITER'S DREAM: The noxious smell emanating from a portable toilet on Bob Dylan's Malibu estate may be a nightmare for his neighbors, but the odor has awoken the creative juices of the world's copy editors. Among the highlights:
  • Bob Dylan's Toilet Stench Blowing in the Wind (and numerous variations thereof)
  • It Don't Stink Nice, It's Not All Right
  • Tangled Up in Poo
To that list I add:
  • How Does It Smell? Like a Moldering Stool
  • Neighbors Hope Dylan's Home Won't Smell Forever Dung
  • Stink Inside of Malibu With the Malodorous Blues
  • Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man! Fix Your Toilet!
ETA: And some good ones from the comments:
  • Supraterranean Home's Sick Blues
  • Defecation Row
  • Rainy Day Women #2

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