Thursday, September 6, 2007

THAT'S LIKE FAILING WOOD SHOP, OR LOSING TO MERRILL HOGE IN A GAME OF MEMORY: Deadspin's new weekly column, Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon Dick Joke Jambaroo, isn't particularly insightful, and it isn't even particularly safe-for-work, textwise. But it sure is funny. An example:
Five Potential Key Injuries

• Thomas Jones (strained calf)
• Eli Manning (withered psyche)
• Chad Johnson (broken inner child)
• Warren Sapp (swollen gunt)
• Rodney Harrison (elephantitis of the mandible)
I'll be looking forward to this one all season.

No comments:

Post a Comment