Monday, August 13, 2007

AMBASSADORS IMAN AND JOLIE WELCOME CAL TO THE PRACTICE OF PSEUDODIPLOMACY: Cal Ripken has been named by the State Department as a "U.S. Sports Envoy." To demonstrate his commitment to serving our country in the important cause of international sport-encouraging, Ripken will participate in every athletic event occurring anywhere in the world for the next sixteen years.

By the way, I really don't mean to start another debate about The Streak. I mean, I really, really don't.

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