Tuesday, March 20, 2007

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, TRY AGAIN AND GO TO JAIL: It's a tale notable both for its incredibly stupid criminal (a man who tries, in full view of the public, to slip a date-rape drug into a woman's drink, is foiled, tries again with a different drug that causes the drink to fizz like a sitcom science experiment, and then complains to the bar about the defective drink) and its intrepid heroes (two perceptive and decisive bartenders who twice rescue the intended victim and get the criminal arrested). If you're in San Francisco, lift a pint at Noe's Bar and leave a giant tip.

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