Tuesday, October 3, 2006

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T DO IT? EVERYBODY DOES IT. I JUST DID IT AND I'M READY TO DO IT AGAIN: For your extremely superficial and likely ironic browsing pleasure, allow me to present the biblically inhibited and preternaturally prudent spectacle that is The Abstinence Outlet (dotcom, baby). Check out the bargains, and the gift items for sure, and ask yourself: shouldn't the Amazing 6" Abstinence Ruler say "you must be at least this tall to ride this ride"?

And whatever you do, don't miss the "cute crustacean that introduces the serious subject of sexually transmitted diseases (STD's) in a humorous way."

Thanks ever so much: Mimi Smartypants.

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