Wednesday, October 4, 2006

REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO: What? I dunno. Thoughts? If the cast's behavior is any indication, it seems like the thing to do is to say something delusionally defensive or calculatedly catty.

So, here goes. *Ahem*

Catty: Anyone else think Michael Kors' bronzer must be chemically incompatible with whatever they're using in the makeup room at PR? He's often been oddly orange-tinged, but tonight it was HELLOOOOOO SKELETOR.

Defensive: Michael? I mean, Mr. Kors? I didn't mean it like that. Please don't crush my dreams of high fashion megastardom. The producers planted that slur against your can-a-tan in my room two weeks after this post started.

Otherwise:

Did anyone believe Keith's conspiracy theory? Vincent's contentless inexplanations? Angela's mom-related recriminations? Jeffrey's mom-related rationalizations? Bradley's witness protection makeover?

Anyone find Malan's "mom tore up my drawerings" story more plausible after tonight's reflections on how parents violently project their own fears of transgressing social norms onto paranoid interpretations of their children's early interests? (Me, not so much.)

Anyone even want to touch Jay's "you're going to pick the black guy" prediction?

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