Thursday, September 7, 2006

THE FRONT LOOKED LIKE THE BACK. THE FIT WASN'T THERE. WE'RE CONFUSED: Finally. I've been confused for weeks, but at long last the Project Runway judges have managed to match my perplexity. Good luck in your future endeavors, and remember to take each capsule with food or a glass of milk whenever possible.

Around here we would have given the win to Uli, and given Kayne a break. That didn't look like a prom dress to us, and we suspect that the judges just aren't giving him credit for much after last week's assumption that "jet-setters" share his enthusiasm for mens ice dancing. Though the only thing I didn't like about the winning design was the height of the slit in the skirtfront, it's appeal in the Throckmorton Manse was far from universal. More specifically, other than me, even the cats hated it.

You've got just two days to create your hand-detailed couture comments before the party this weekend, so, um, allez le faire marcher already. (Bonus points for perspicuous correction of my suspicious French grammar, or any you might have noticed during this week's show.)

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