Wednesday, June 21, 2006

SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS KNOW THE WORDS TO 'JUSTIFY MY LOVE': As this list's large South Side baseball-fan constituency probably already knows, yesterday White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen -- a fervent ignoramus and one of my favorite candidates for most loathsome person active in baseball (an incomplete list would also include Kenny Rogers and Carl Everett) -- used an ugly slur to refer to a reporter with whom he shockingly disagreed. I won't repeat the slur here, but here's a hint: it starts with "f," ends with "ag," and has "I am a complete douchebag" all over the middle part. But the middle part is silent.

Guillen's "how can I be a homophobe?" defense, however, is amusing:
Guillen also told Couch that he has gay friends, attends WNBA games, went to a Madonna concert and plans to go to the Gay Games in Chicago.
Yep, that's pretty gay.

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