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YOU WANT A BEAUTIFUL NAME? SODA: Some celebrity baby news this morning. Jerry Seinfeld's has named his new kin Shepherd Kellen Seinfeld, though me, I would have gone with Seven. But not to be outdone in what apparently is a trend amongst celebs naming their children after professions that peaked in the 19th century, Soleil Moon Frye has dubbed the heir to the Punky Brewster fortune: Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg. I guess that name, which must have been partially inspired by a fever dream induced from the mother mistaking a box of Crayolas for crudités during a 3 a.m. binge, is somewhat conventional considering the mother's trippy moniker.