Take a sip if…
… Philadelphia Mayor John Street says something stupid.
… Jay-Z has more than 10 people on stage with him.
… you see someone selling water for more than $4.
… somebody strikes up an “E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!” chant.
Take a gulp if…
… John Street gets lit on fire.
… somebody yells “Free Mumia!”
… Maroon 5 mentions Pennsbury High School.
… P. Diddy has more than 20 people on stage with him.
Finish your drink if…
… Michael Jackson shows up.
… The Pope shows up.
… the former members of Destiny’s Child return.
… Bruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan appear.
… people sing “We Are The World.”
… people sing “I’d Like To Buy The World A Coke.”
… Toby Keith burns the American flag.
… you figure out who Keith Urban is.
Finish all your drinks (and buy more) if…
… Michael Jackson invites children on stage with him.
… everyone takes their trash when they leave.
… the Phillies win their July 2 game.
Feel free to suggest more.
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