A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

WHEREIN, AS INSTRUCTED BY THE PRINCIPAL, I CONTINUE TO SAY 'WHAT THE F***?,' EMPHASIS ON THE QUESTION MARK: I made fun of the Cruise-Holmes story before, then I put off linking to the (alleged! alleged!) herpes pictures, but I can't help but link to the following Wing Chun - Sars call transcript (always funny, if you must know), which has the last word on the unusual pairing:

Sarah: That she is in the arms of Cruise at all makes no sense. He's twice her age, half her height, gay, and in a cult.

Wing Chun: "And so it was that the Girls' Lawsuit Club was founded."

Thanks, Joanna, for the tip.