Thursday, May 19, 2005

MICHAEL JACKSON IS MY FAVORITE ACCUSED CHILD MOLESTER . . . I THINK MIGUEL TEJADA HAS TO BE CONSIDERED A FRONT-RUNNER FOR AMERICAN LEAGUE MVP . . . I SAW SHIRLEY MACLAINE FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT, AND THERE'S NO CINEMATIC COMEBACK I'M MORE EXCITED TO SEE . . . I DON'T KNOW WHAT 'JESUS JUICE' IS, BUT IT CAN'T BE AS GOOD FOR YOU AS WELCH'S WHITE GRAPE JUICE . . . DOES ANYONE MISS THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE? . . . I TRIED A 'WRAP SANDWICH' FOR THE FIRST TIME YESTERDAY. IT WON'T BE THE LAST . . . Sadly, the judge in the Michael Jackson criminal trial will not allow Larry King to testify.

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