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Coalition forces are here to liberate from the tyrrany of the Saddam Hussein regime and a high carb diet! We will complete the work of the martyred Dr. Atkins! Soon even your sullen children will reject heaping plates of rice.
(a) Ted Kaczynski is coming to your home! He will need to eat huge amounts of food! If you do not comply with his demands a giant hand will crush you, just like it did this parachutist!
(b)Third Amendment? Sorry, never heard of it.
Are you troubled by blotchy skin, jowly cheeks and passe Francophile fashions? Coalition forces will help you look and feel fabulous by promoting public crossdressing!
Facial hair and fey berets makes you look so gay! The Gillette Mach3 will help you get a clean shave and you will attract many beautiful women!
After the bombing is done, it will be party time in Baghdad! Cruise on down to the Big Mosque and show the world that the Iraq knows how to tailgate!
We know you've got AT-ATs. Walk away slowly and we'll give you an employment application with Bechtel.
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