Tuesday, April 29, 2003

LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON: In an unfortunately predictable piece of news, Jack Osbourne, 17, entered rehab this weekend.

We here at Throwing Things wish him the best of luck in his recovery, and I can only add my hope -- as someone who has been similarly afflicted in the past -- that he gets a decent haircut before he leaves:



There's such a thing as a healthy head of white-boy curly hair, and then there's mad tuffle, as my wife likes to say. I don't even know what one calls the stage beyond that, but we're in serious Darnell Hillman homage territory now.

edited to add: It's fixed.

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